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About JMichael : "Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride"
Good day to you. Since you took time to check out my profile I'll make it worth your time. I'm a gamer (PS4 for those who are bound to ask), musician, avid reader, and a hard working young adult who holds down two jobs. Despite that I still find time to do the things I enjoy. I'm always down for a chat. So if you'd like to get to know more about me other than the previous mentioned feel free to message. I don't bite too hard.
One more and it's business time
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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Friday 5 February 2016