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About JMichael : I'm just an average 24 year old guy. I get on FML to make my life seem less shitty in comparison to others. So far it seems my life doesn't suck near as much as others on here, as I have yet to get one of my FMLs published. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!! Message me if you want to know anything or just to chat. I like intelligent conversations. I suppose that's the Gemini in me. ~It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Then it's just hilarious.~
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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Friday 17 April 2015