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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 September 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 655
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JMW32 : I'm optimistic and resilient, I take life one day at a time and enjoy it, I never stop laughing/smiling; and I don't mind indulging in sarcasm.

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JMW32's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41301) - you deserved it (4462)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57208) - you deserved it (2892)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44278) - you deserved it (4643)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44278) - you deserved it (4643)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (14227)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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