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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

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