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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 262
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About JK0909 : "So you can either die in a blaze of glory, or you can work your entire life against the clock just to scratch together enough money to live until you die, all the while growing disillusioned about your own thoughts and beliefs while you watch people die for nothing. And whatever path you choose, both decisions are equally insane"

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