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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JK0909 : "So you can either die in a blaze of glory, or you can work your entire life against the clock just to scratch together enough money to live until you die, all the while growing disillusioned about your own thoughts and beliefs while you watch people die for nothing. And whatever path you choose, both decisions are equally insane"

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Visits<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:11pm<b>nuka_cola</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 9:51am<b>kingtice</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:53am<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:14pm<b>Scurge66</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:44am<b>olo101</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:49am<b>_LoveSucks_21</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:26am<b>jett0001</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 7:14am<b>wookieewhosshe</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 5:45am<b>ccrider8413</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:10am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 11:02pm<b>EKDH</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 2:09am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:10pm<b>whos_ur_daddy1</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 10:09am<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 11:12pm<b>tengo</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 9:15pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 11:16am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:52pm

Fucked!<b>jett0001</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 3:06pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:12am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 6:53pm<b>kingtice</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 5:11am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 12:23pm<b>shjoh</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 8:37am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 5:09am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:08pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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