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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13556
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JJawbreakerr : Xanya Jeanea D.
Call me Jeanea. I live in Texas and I'm 14.
I'm a girl. I'm a vegetarian for 7 months now.
I'm black, but not the stereotypical black person.
I have the strangest sense of humor.
I am a Juggalette in the making. I will take Ninja, for now.
I don't live to judge, or to be judged. Just to live and be me.
Jeanea Jawbreakerr Jekel
I obsess with ,anime/manga, xP
the Twilight Saga Books, :0
Insane Clown Posse, ;P
pretty much anything, creepy, weird, gore, bloody, undead, fantasy, sci-fi, Japanese, or AWESOME.
But even with all that my life wouldn't be the same without music.
Mainly Rock, Horror-core, Metal, Classical, Alternative, Indie and R&B.
I listen to everything.
Anyway, I like to read. Compulsively. And write.
But most of all, drawing. Art is my passion, future, and calling.
I'm very random and weird. [and kinda crazy]
I adore my friends like my family.

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JJawbreakerr's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 1:37am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

by herve / 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Intimacy

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

by Kens / 05/19/2009 at 8:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

by Ohshit / 05/17/2009 at 2:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy