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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About JJ_V3N0M : Hey guys:) thx for checking out my profile! I know that I'm not that exciting but I'm willing to talk to you guys if yah want:) I'm in a band. I alternate between drumming and lead guitar. I can sing. I think.... I hope.... Message me! I'll respond.

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