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  • Number of visits : 682
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

#20108628
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18263) - you deserved it (2683)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

#20107518
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30852) - you deserved it (2115)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

#18819143
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (6680)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18096) - you deserved it (76654)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47833) - you deserved it (18381)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43473) - you deserved it (5391)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34906) - you deserved it (8635)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (10025)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

#4956234
130 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
425 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41004) - you deserved it (9797)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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