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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
by belladonna / 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Zippyzoo / 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML
by babygurl69 / 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
- Today, well, last night, I woke up feeling as though I was about to puke. I rushed over to my trash… Today, I got back from a 6month trip to England. I had left my dog with my mom while I was away. My… Today, my boyfriend was visiting and thought it would be funny to put his handcuffs on my wrists.…