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JJBADGE10
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31014) - you deserved it (11287)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36548) - you deserved it (5619)

On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49554) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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161 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandpa who is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier and started to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
106 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
170 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21510) - you deserved it (11370)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

#14601151
130 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

#14341536
52 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

#14170475
73 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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118 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, while I was running in a cross country meet, a bug flew into my right eye. Then, a bug flew into my left eye. Not wanting to lose a neck-and-neck sprint, I tried to run blind. I hit a pole. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/04/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by ow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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160 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

#11070143
174 comments

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On 06/09/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by dancerr2210 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while in line at the waterpark, I looked down to find my 3 year old daughter chewing on a used band-aid. FML

#11056176
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35754) - you deserved it (6514)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:07pm - kids - by sarahfromthesouth - United States (Texas)



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