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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8555) - you deserved it (65107)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

#18153338
55 comments

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On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
272 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
244 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
218 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
156 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

#16945838
137 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

#16886494
99 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by fmylovelife - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38772) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)



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