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by sakura_girl / 11/04/2011 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Health
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
by fired / 11/04/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by doughgirl101 / 09/07/2011 at 1:59am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 2:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
by fmylovelife / 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States / Love
by Ari / 06/16/2011 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…