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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JFunk4Real : I live in the country and enjoy hunting and fishing. My family has raised beef cows (we don't anymore). We currently grow crops on our land. I am attending college to be a Mechanical Engineer. I also enjoy video games, watching Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones!

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Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

#21150371
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (50402)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by groundedasfuck - United States (Alabama)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41406) - you deserved it (12488)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

#21023934
91 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

#21016807
96 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I dreamt that I beat someone up for using Comic Sans in a project. Now I can't look at him without being irrationally angry. FML

#20914246
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (6330)

On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (4096)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

#20877954
99 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
166 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

#20875776
91 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

#20875421
36 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

#20865525
76 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

#20864621
95 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML

#20863679
48 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm - work - by OnCompanyTimeToo (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (7335)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

#20860751
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38820) - you deserved it (6294)

On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)



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