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JFreezy_15
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JFreezy_15 : I love basketball and FML is funny. That is all.

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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72320) - you deserved it (3137)

On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17498) - you deserved it (62496)

On 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm - love - by Out from Hell (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50848) - you deserved it (8372)

On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML



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