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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3694
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JFloUnknown : I'm not very interesting. try me. meow.

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Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

#15720918
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17470) - you deserved it (27040)

On 04/10/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by Ouch (woman) - Canada

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25888) - you deserved it (9776)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36708) - you deserved it (4084)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
306 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48624) - you deserved it (4536)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
217 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

#15714143
130 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Arran (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML

#15713068
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15758) - you deserved it (22860)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML

#15712645
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (2599)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43681) - you deserved it (3901)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

#15710097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13449) - you deserved it (42511)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I filed my taxes. As a divorcée with children, I was supposed to get $3,500 back from the IRS. Alas, my ex's new wife already filed with my children, who don't live with her. I now owe the IRS $250. FML

#15708365
252 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 12:07pm - money - by fuckmylifeLulu - United States (Texas)

Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

#15706489
204 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
158 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML

#15705276
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28650) - you deserved it (3298)

On 04/09/2011 at 4:21am - misc - by Riley (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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