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JFloUnknown
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2385
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JFloUnknown : I'm not very interesting. try me. meow.

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17530) - you deserved it (40991)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

#15787937
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8208) - you deserved it (30315)

On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25332) - you deserved it (21083)

On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12974) - you deserved it (21173)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

#15784474
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50661) - you deserved it (3160)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22277) - you deserved it (4242)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24967) - you deserved it (3474)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (10758)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116759)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

#15752266
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (7176)

On 04/12/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by anon -

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50726) - you deserved it (12937)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (9184)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
782 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61248) - you deserved it (12511)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24542) - you deserved it (2252)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

#15747927
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (3457)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia



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