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by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
by Anna L. / 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by facepalmface / 12/05/2011 at 9:34am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
by :| / 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
by madi / 04/15/2011 at 3:13pm / United States (California) / Health
by levi Glasscock / 04/15/2011 at 9:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tjop / 04/15/2011 at 7:50am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
by spiderwoman / 04/15/2011 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Animals
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by fatty:( / 04/15/2011 at 5:30am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/15/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
by ugly / 04/15/2011 at 2:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…