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by LesbianHonest / 04/22/2013 at 3:52pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
by Anna L. / 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by facepalmface / 12/05/2011 at 9:34am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 04/30/2011 at 4:51am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
by :| / 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
by madi / 04/15/2011 at 3:13pm / United States (California) / Health
by levi Glasscock / 04/15/2011 at 9:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Tjop / 04/15/2011 at 7:50am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
by spiderwoman / 04/15/2011 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Animals
by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love
by fatty:( / 04/15/2011 at 5:30am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/15/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
by ugly / 04/15/2011 at 2:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
- Today, two months after moving up to Scotland to be with my fiancé, he broke up with me because he… Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that… Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded…