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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by james / 12/14/2008 at 8:14am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
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