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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6177
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JFloUnknown : I'm not very interesting. try me. meow.

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JFloUnknown's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242059) - you deserved it (82319)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
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I agree, your life sucks (14378) - you deserved it (24755)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
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I agree, your life sucks (22819) - you deserved it (5875)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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