JETarchitect

Search for a member

Offline (the 09/27/2016 at 11:29pm)

JETarchitect

113Fucked!

JETarchitectJETarchitect
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5380
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JETarchitect : College girl studying to be a civil engineer while working at Home Depot helping people in the garden department and (in theory) making friends that extend outside of work
I give fucks back.

JETarchitect's page activity

Visits<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 7:10pm<b>briedabro</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 11:18pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:21pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 1:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 8:38am<b>TheNehman</b> - the 09/24/2016 at 1:44am<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:40am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 9:22pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:00am<b>vincentjules</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 7:03am<b>patwo8</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 1:18am<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:01pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 1:26am<b>gerardwhy</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 11:50pm<b>bmckee196</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 8:21pm<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 11:46am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:49am<b>jaysoccer27</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 6:47pm

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - yesterday at 1:10am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 4:55pm<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 2:12pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 3:28pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:55pm<b>WhoDatHiThere</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:02pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 9:00am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 8:17am<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:54pm<b>DragonitePaladin</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 3:41am<b>kunal222</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 4:02am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:09pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:56am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:37pm<b>jupiterdjay</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 6:11pm<b>biscuit182</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:02pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:51am<b>platypus546</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:26pm

JETarchitect's FML badges

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Colonel_Whiskers

You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

See all of JETarchitect's badges

JETarchitect's favorite FMLs

Today, while giving my final speech, a bump that had been growing on my arm popped. Pus leaked through my white dress sleeve, and it smelled like death. Everyone noticed. FML

by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 3:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML

by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get minor surgery done. I have anxiety and a phobia of needles, so they gave me laughing gas. It gave me a panic attack. FML

by demideity / 12/08/2015 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML

by Anon / 12/05/2015 at 6:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

by not twilight / 12/04/2015 at 7:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

by yayibs / 12/03/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

by killmenow / 12/03/2015 at 12:33am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, in an attempt to broaden my horizons in another sport besides swimming, I succeeded in getting a frisbee spiked into my face. FML

by fishoutofwater / 12/02/2015 at 11:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML

by Makusu420 / 12/02/2015 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

by ygma / 12/01/2015 at 11:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/30/2015 at 6:54pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Health