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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 June 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5326
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JETarchitect : College girl studying to be a civil engineer while working at Home Depot helping people in the garden department and (in theory) making friends that extend outside of work
I give fucks back.

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Visits<b>Arnoud</b> - 15 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 8:38am<b>TheNehman</b> - yesterday at 1:44am<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:40am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 9:22pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:00am<b>vincentjules</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 7:03am<b>patwo8</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 1:18am<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 12:01pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 1:26am<b>gerardwhy</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 11:50pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 12:54pm<b>bmckee196</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 8:21pm<b>LetsGetFreaky</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 11:46am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:49am<b>jaysoccer27</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 6:47pm<b>roock87</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 3:19am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 5:30am

Fucked!<b>Arnoud</b> - 9 hours ago<b>HoofHeartedBro</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 2:12pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 3:28pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 10:55pm<b>WhoDatHiThere</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:02pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 9:00am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 8:17am<b>mrknowsitall</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:54pm<b>DragonitePaladin</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 3:41am<b>kunal222</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 4:02am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:09pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:56am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:37pm<b>jupiterdjay</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 6:11pm<b>biscuit182</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:02pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:51am<b>platypus546</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:26pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 9:11pm

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JETarchitect's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

by Loud / 09/08/2016 at 2:07am / Australia / Work

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

by full moon / 09/07/2016 at 10:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML

by CoA / 09/06/2016 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

by SuperShy / 09/06/2016 at 12:29am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML

by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML

by anonymous / 09/04/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

by eliinu / 09/01/2016 at 10:45pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health

Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML

by Thay / 09/01/2016 at 6:28pm / United States / Love

Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML

by Ihatepants / 08/31/2016 at 9:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a few days of getting what seemed like an odd, scattered rash every time I showered, I finally figured out the problem. It turns out I wasn't just allergic to all the different soap I tried. Apparently a family of very angry spiders have decided to make my loofah their new home. FML

by Peter Parker / 08/30/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, after missing my flight and being stuck on the other side of the globe, I received a call telling me that the "male, neutered" kitten I adopted 7 months ago is now pregnant. FML

Today, I had a terrible dream where my aunt paid a stripper to have sex with me, since I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a guy yet. I ended up taking the dream-stripper to the mall for snacks instead. Even my dreams are mocking me. FML

by forever alone / 08/30/2016 at 9:55am / Trinidad and Tobago (San Fernando) / Miscellaneous

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

by ckatia / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / Health

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was motivated enough to run on the treadmill for the first time in a long time. The movement knocked my downstairs neighbor's ceiling fan down. FML

by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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