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Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51518) - you deserved it (87117)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by chee (woman) - United States (California)



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