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  • Number of visits : 1878
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JCM : love the site. perfect place to go when you have a shitty day and you need a reminder that other ppl's lives are shittier :p

okay they gotta hurry up with the msging system the site said they're workin on. for now i guess we can only chat through comments :p

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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML


I agree, your life sucks (125729) - you deserved it (23636)

On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML


I agree, your life sucks (67706) - you deserved it (30564)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (57927) - you deserved it (31085)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

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