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JCBeast
  • Town/Country : Palmdale, CA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47385) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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