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JBoyes09
  • Town/Country : Tauranga, Newzealand
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JBoyes09 : Love football, having a laugh, running.

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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (71487)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45835) - you deserved it (11147)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (51230)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

#2131299
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (51230)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm - love - by zero_minded12 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11671) - you deserved it (48477)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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