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JBiz
  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 February 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40940) - you deserved it (6508)

On 07/03/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by neverbeenkissed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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