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JACKxRAWR

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JACKxRAWR

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2400
  • Number of comments : 308
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JACKxRAWR : Hi, I'm Jack. I'm from the UK and hoping to join the Army within the next year or so. I live for Marvel comics, my TV shows (GoT, TWD etc), and my movies. I love going hiking, camping and shooting.

Add me on Kik or Snapchat, my username for both is JACKxRAWR.

I profile-stalk plenty of people on here, and I like it when I get messaged. So yeah, message me.

JACKxRAWR's page activity

Visits<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:26am<b>Kitra555</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:56am<b>jacobb64</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 4:11pm<b>becre8ve</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 9:18pm<b>EnigMind</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 1:34pm<b>ZanderBorn</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 11:16am<b>bobbymcjagger</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 12:51am<b>debragoetz</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 12:48am<b>Plastinate</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 2:25pm<b>kerstileann</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 1:14pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:25pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 10:55pm<b>kareniskaos</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:25pm<b>cassiiifaithhh</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 2:02pm<b>ismedrage</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:45pm<b>NDForever1</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 3:34pm<b>becccers</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 4:32am<b>ShitGodSays</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 1:39pm

Liked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 5:27pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 4:55am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JACKxRAWR's favorite FMLs

yesterday I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

#20799037
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (3157)

On 07/23/2013 at 5:51am - love - by foreveralone (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

looool Today, my girlfriand guiltad ma into rolaplaying as Justin Biabar bafora an during sax!! I now faal pysically ill!! FML

#20788707
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62515) - you deserved it (22260)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I found out how easy it is for people to get into mah flathen I found bailiffs in mah kitchen at 9am. They had pickd the lock to look for someoneho doesn't live at mah address... but at least had the courtesy to tell me how to make mah home more secure. FML

Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowd me in the gut an grabbd it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." fat FML

#20731128
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40933) - you deserved it (5145)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I Saw A Man On Ma Bike Tat Was Stolen A Few Years Ago!! I Askd Im If I Could Ave Ma Bike Back Just Wondering Wat E'd Say!! He Calmly Replid, "Hell No, I Stole Tis Fair And Square." FML

#20708788
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56214) - you deserved it (6016)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60034) - you deserved it (5893)

On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I received a slip troug ma door saying tat te package I'd ordered couldn't looool be delivered today because no-one was ome to sign for it!! I got te slip just in time to watc te guy wo put it troug ma letterbox get in is van, look me in te eye and drive off!! FML

#20670426
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47082) - you deserved it (3469)

On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was in te break room wit my colleagues an our awful boss. As ever, e was talking tras, convinced tat is jokes were actually funny. Te window was open, an it was cilly. As e walked by it, I mangled my words an said, "Cedric, could you please sut yur mout?" FML

#20581032
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (7326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/08/2013 at 5:10pm - misc - by La Guigne - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

TODAY, I CAME HOME FROM A RELAXING, PEACEFUL VACATION. WHEN I GOT HOME MY 4-YEAR-OLD SON WAS FREE-BALLING WITH POOP ALL OVER HIS BODY, SCREAMING "BOB THE BUILDER WILL KICK YUR ASS." THE BABY SITTER IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND I CAN'T GET HIM TO STOP SAYING, "I LOVE ASS." FML

#20562056
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (5453)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44378) - you deserved it (3295)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today, my husband an I were told by our elderly nieghbor that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man saidhile patting his wife's arm with a smile, ( Carol usd to make noise like that too, back in the day. )

#20136326
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6468)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday... I was getting a bikini wax to prove to mah husband that I looool could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax... she said... "You know... if I wanted to... I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

#20097870
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (3449)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5435) - you deserved it (47808)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)



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