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J352SAURUS

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  • Town/Country : Darwin, Argentina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7017
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About J352SAURUS : Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess and I'm an Aussie. I'm in university now and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I study Spanish, German and Italian, as well as linguistics. I have many interests and hobbies that might make me boring but whatever. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Grimm, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, sleeping, swimming, making movies, listening to music, derping on the Internet, camping, travelling, video games and loads of other stuff.

Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.

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Visits<b>usmc2277</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:52pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:28am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 2:58am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:03am<b>rpopp10</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31pm<b>ilikevideosgames</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:40am<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:31am<b>91hayek</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:34am<b>curlytop101</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Kira_the_killer</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:37am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:09am<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:27pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:10pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:52pm<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:40pm<b>miss_kay07</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:39am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:50am<b>rpopp10</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:00am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:20pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:30am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:22am<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 6:44am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:15pm<b>Rogerrr57</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:20am

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J352SAURUS's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22038) - you deserved it (1472)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML

#21448838
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24189) - you deserved it (1575)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my boss that DVI ports are not the same as HDMI ports. When I showed him the HDMI cable, he said, "Oh! You mean USB!" He's an engineering manager. FML

#21445231
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23673) - you deserved it (1469)

On 07/21/2015 at 11:02pm - work - by geek (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22394) - you deserved it (2872)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (2988)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

#21442030
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (2320)

On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

#21441535
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22197) - you deserved it (2196)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:28pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (2851)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

#21435915
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24447) - you deserved it (2928)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22020) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31818) - you deserved it (5003)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (10574)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
89 comments

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

#21413064
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (1626)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)



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