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J352SAURUS

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  • Town/Country : Darwin, Argentina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5503
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About J352SAURUS : Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess, I'm Australian and, despite what my profile says, I do, in fact, live in Australia. I'm in high school and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I learn Spanish and Italian and I was learning German but I quit, intending to do it again later. I have many interests/hobbies that might make me boring but whatever. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Grimm, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, sleeping, swimming, making movies, listening to music, derping on the Internet, camping, travelling, video games and loads of other stuff.

Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.

J352SAURUS's page activity

Visits<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:40pm<b>miss_kay07</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:39am<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:18am<b>RAH94</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:10am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:51pm<b>lunar999</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:50am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:01pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13am<b>Karennnx</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:20pm<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:32am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:00am<b>TJJOE</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:22am<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 2:39am<b>03stroker03</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:18pm<b>nixienicotine</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:59pm<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 3:45pm

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:30am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:22am<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 6:44am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:15pm<b>Rogerrr57</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:20am

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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J352SAURUS's favorite FMLs

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38174) - you deserved it (3120)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32385) - you deserved it (4202)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (2046)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34505) - you deserved it (53)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31949) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49) - you deserved it (2558)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair, skin and nails vitamins. The only thing growing noticeably longer, faster, stronger, and healthier are my pubes. I've never sheared a sheep before, but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable. FML

#21368822
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (2834)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

#21361049
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29123) - you deserved it (3040)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:21pm - money - by HaliMali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18770) - you deserved it (35631)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada



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