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J352SAURUS

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  • Town/Country : Darwin, Argentina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6607
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About J352SAURUS : Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess, I'm Australian and, despite what my profile says, I do, in fact, live in Australia. I'm in high school and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I learn Spanish and Italian and I was learning German but I quit, intending to do it again later. I have many interests/hobbies that might make me boring but whatever. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Grimm, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, sleeping, swimming, making movies, listening to music, derping on the Internet, camping, travelling, video games and loads of other stuff.

Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.

J352SAURUS's page activity

Visits<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:03am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:50pm<b>rpopp10</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:31pm<b>ilikevideosgames</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:40am<b>Rkikkas9713</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 9:31am<b>91hayek</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:34am<b>curlytop101</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:52pm<b>Kira_the_killer</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:37am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:09am<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:27pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:10pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:52pm<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:40pm<b>miss_kay07</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:39am<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:18am<b>RAH94</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:10am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:50am<b>rpopp10</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:00am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:20pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:30am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:22am<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 6:44am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:15pm<b>Rogerrr57</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:20am

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J352SAURUS's favorite FMLs

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21496) - you deserved it (1738)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30958) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer called the Chinese restaurant where I work and complained about her takeout order not including donuts. After informing her that we don't have them, she started to curse at me while citing the website as proof. She thought wontons were synonymous with donuts. FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26174) - you deserved it (10555)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
92 comments

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

#21413064
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (1624)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

#21411404
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23845) - you deserved it (6182)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:05am - health - by no more flips - United States (Ohio)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32601) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

#21408925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29325) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (6882)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38283) - you deserved it (3124)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32471) - you deserved it (4212)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27885) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
105 comments


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