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J352SAURUS

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  • Town/Country : Darwin, Argentina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6096
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About J352SAURUS : Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess, I'm Australian and, despite what my profile says, I do, in fact, live in Australia. I'm in high school and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I learn Spanish and Italian and I was learning German but I quit, intending to do it again later. I have many interests/hobbies that might make me boring but whatever. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Grimm, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, sleeping, swimming, making movies, listening to music, derping on the Internet, camping, travelling, video games and loads of other stuff.

Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.

J352SAURUS's page activity

Visits<b>Kira_the_killer</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:37am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:09am<b>Destrukto</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:27pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:10pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 12:52pm<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:40pm<b>miss_kay07</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Way2Fast8</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:39am<b>EmmaRey</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 10:18am<b>RAH94</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:10am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:51pm<b>lunar999</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 7:50am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:01pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:13am<b>Karennnx</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:20pm<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 8:32am

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:30am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:33pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:22am<b>T_Young96</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 6:44am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:15pm<b>Rogerrr57</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:20am

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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J352SAURUS's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24540) - you deserved it (9763)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
89 comments

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

#21413064
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26146) - you deserved it (1619)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

#21411404
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23640) - you deserved it (6159)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:05am - health - by no more flips - United States (Ohio)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32364) - you deserved it (7066)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

#21408925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26710) - you deserved it (2161)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (3365)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26663) - you deserved it (6878)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (3124)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32451) - you deserved it (4213)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (2049)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35396) - you deserved it (74)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31991) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95) - you deserved it (2575)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States



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