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  • Town/Country : Darwin, Argentina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1689
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About J352SAURUS : Um... Hi... My name's Dory... No, I'm kidding, my name's Jess, I'm Australian and, despite what my profile says, I do, in fact, live in Australia. I'm in high school and I'm very interested in languages for some reason unbeknownst to me. I learn Spanish and Italian and I was learning German but I quit, intending to do it again later. I have many interests/hobbies that might make me boring but whatever. I love dinosaurs and Jurassic Park (Hence, J352SAURUS), Disney movies, The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Grimm, Top Gear, TBBT, reading, writing, sleeping, swimming, making movies, listening to music, derping on the Internet, camping, travelling, video games and loads of other stuff.

Remember that Cedric Diggory was a brave Hufflepuff, Luna Lovegood was a fun-loving Ravenclaw, Horace Slughorn was a caring Slytherin, and Peter Pettigrew was a back-stabbing Gryffindor. Please stop stereotyping.

Also, in my profile picture, I'm in a hut at the Grand Canyon. Just thought you should know.

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Visits<b>Rogerrr57</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:19am<b>adamxxx2567</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 3:28pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 5:50am<b>thenick_m</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 10:52pm<b>LordGoober</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 7:13am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 11:41am<b>JosephAnders</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:13pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 8:35pm<b>iSOLO</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 3:30pm<b>douglas423</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 7:08pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 10:46pm<b>BigPeter</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:48pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 11:20am<b>marrymarz</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 5:05am<b>BritSkits</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 10:48am<b>Gravenmuir</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 12:25am<b>aznmuffin44</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 11:29pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 7:36pm

Liked!<b>Rogerrr57</b> - yesterday at 7:20am

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Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30329) - you deserved it (10631)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (3655)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31825) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

#21275511
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (2975)

On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

#21260606
135 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36624) - you deserved it (13756)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

#21245034
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (15186)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML

#21237524
108 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42090) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49122) - you deserved it (21239)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

#21216576
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (4931)

On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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