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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 November 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1653
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23094) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

#21440426
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

#21440426
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

#21440426
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

#21440426
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28514) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

#21440412
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24783) - you deserved it (1772)

On 07/12/2015 at 9:11am - work - by retail hell (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend heard a great quote about not letting anyone drag her down. She took it to mean, "break up with your boyfriend." FML

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

#21440033
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (2745)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm - misc - by whymomwhy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, after coming home from an AFL match in Melbourne at about 11pm, I saw a woman asleep on the train as we neared the end of the line. Being a nice person, I went to wake her, to which she started screaming and trying to punch me. FML

#21439964
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23241) - you deserved it (2909)

On 07/11/2015 at 8:51am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

#21439963
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (3159)

On 07/11/2015 at 8:44am - misc - by annoyedgf -

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

#21439888
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14558) - you deserved it (34863)

On 07/11/2015 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30134) - you deserved it (17165)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)



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