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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1997
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Iwashere12345 : VBALL 4EVA!!

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:36pm<b>aseus</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:35am<b>shivamtrivedi</b> - the 02/10/2014 at 4:17pm<b>Swofford32</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 7:15pm<b>Devilpie666</b> - the 05/06/2013 at 7:53pm<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 06/22/2012 at 5:39pm<b>mrahhhhh</b> - the 08/31/2011 at 4:55am<b>mylifesucksserio</b> - the 08/02/2011 at 10:30am<b>pepsicosze</b> - the 07/31/2011 at 11:35pm<b>iluvboobies</b> - the 07/30/2011 at 2:06pm<b>MrSousa10</b> - the 07/30/2011 at 2:00pm<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 07/26/2011 at 2:02pm<b>Fnyrri</b> - the 07/26/2011 at 1:21pm<b>Bobissmall</b> - the 06/28/2011 at 6:46pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:36pm

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Iwashere12345's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

by shelby124 / 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

by Deaththreat101 / 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML

by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (Kansas) / Kids

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

by afraidtoburn / 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

by Stung / 02/10/2012 at 9:13am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

by inked / 02/05/2012 at 12:54am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got my stubborn toddler to take an afternoon nap after an hour and a half of wrestling with her. Ten minutes later, a UPS package arrived at my door. The UPS man decided it would be a good idea to ring my doorbell repeatedly in rapid-fire sequence as he was walking away. FML

by Insomniac / 02/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States / Kids

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

by fuckparents / 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous