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About IvyOswin : Actress, designer, dancer, uni student, pansexual, animal lover....pretty much, I'm awesome.
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TODAY, I GOT TO LISTEN TO MY BOSS LECTURE ME ABOUT PROFESSIONAL DRESS AND SUBTLY INSINUATE THAT MY BEING ON THE HEAVIER SIDE TOP-WISE WITH ALL THE MEN IN THE OFFICE COULD BE A PROBLEM. I'VE WORN TURTLE NECKS FIR THE WHOLE TWO MONTH I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE. FML
Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML
Today... a woman startd giving me grief because we didn't ave any Boxing Day sales. As I explaind to er tat dollar store don't usually ave sales... se trid to lamp me. It endd by er getting draggd out of te store. FML
Today, mah sister brought a guy home while our parent were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; looool it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
Today I Taught A College Course With A Group Of 30 Adults. I Was Educating Them On Leadership And Gave A 25 Minute Lecture, With Examples Like Rosa Parks And Martin Luther King, And How They Changed The World. Then I Opened The Forum To See Who Inspred Them. The Response? Donald Trump. FML
yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML
Today I got mah two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail . I trid it on him to make sure it fit . He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating . He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween . 23 more days to go . FML
Friday 27 March 2015