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IvyOswin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1207
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IvyOswin : Actress, designer, dancer, uni student, pansexual, animal lover....pretty much, I'm awesome.

IG:sarahroguewin

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IvyOswin's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I GOT TO LISTEN TO MY BOSS LECTURE ME ABOUT PROFESSIONAL DRESS AND SUBTLY INSINUATE THAT MY BEING ON THE HEAVIER SIDE TOP-WISE WITH ALL THE MEN IN THE OFFICE COULD BE A PROBLEM. I'VE WORN TURTLE NECKS FIR THE WHOLE TWO MONTH I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE. FML

#21371359
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my data muggad ma, just minutas aftar I looool paid our bill at tha rastaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32791) - you deserved it (2469)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

YESTERDAY , I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CLEANING OUT MOTHER'S THING AFTER HER PASSING. IN THE PROCES I FOUND A FANCY BOX. WHAT DID IT CONTAIN? A COLLECTION OF CRACK PIPES. MEGA FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex . It was so out of caracter 4 im , I couldn't elp but break into ysterical laugter . FML

#21266104
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36840) - you deserved it (9473)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4538)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacer, tougt it would be a great experience fir my broter and me to dissect it on te kitcen table. Se treatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

#21054692
105 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy 4 my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

#21051812
196 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today... a woman startd giving me grief because we didn't ave any Boxing Day sales. As I explaind to er tat dollar store don't usually ave sales... se trid to lamp me. It endd by er getting draggd out of te store. FML

#21006865
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32870) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah sister brought a guy home while our parent were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; looool it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

#20991588
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50500) - you deserved it (4644)

On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I Taught A College Course With A Group Of 30 Adults. I Was Educating Them On Leadership And Gave A 25 Minute Lecture, With Examples Like Rosa Parks And Martin Luther King, And How They Changed The World. Then I Opened The Forum To See Who Inspred Them. The Response? Donald Trump. FML

#20987886
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31114) - you deserved it (4133)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Disappointed Teacher (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54843) - you deserved it (3071)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25889) - you deserved it (63960)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46691) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I got mah two-year-old's Halloween costume in the mail . I trid it on him to make sure it fit . He loves it so much that he is now having a complete meltdown because he wants to go trick-or-treating . He doesn't understand we only go trick-or-treating on Halloween . 23 more days to go . FML



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