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About ItzJT : Hey, im Justin. Pretty nice person, shy to begin with, but a fun person to get to know. College student and all that other exciting stuff people put in their \"About Me\" section. Message me, I enjoy meeting and talking to new people.
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Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States
Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my roommate told me that unscented deodorant prevents ingrown hairs on the bikini line. She shared this beauty tip with me when I caught her using my Lady Speed Stick on her snatch. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:14am - intimacy - by AllieOops (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my potbellied pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing for almost three years. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, in which she was in line to win $300, to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 10:05pm - misc - by otter - United States (Washington)
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 6:09pm - health - by Out of Shape (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was from a baby rabbit. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by scaredscreenless - United States
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