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ItyBitDee
  • Town/Country : Stuart, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55200) - you deserved it (3434)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43452) - you deserved it (361068)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)