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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35833) - you deserved it (2585)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46446) - you deserved it (10136)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

#5154574
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34655) - you deserved it (2561)

On 09/09/2009 at 7:30pm - work - by slashteddy (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75182) - you deserved it (15714)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1218512) - you deserved it (127592)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

#63875
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36513) - you deserved it (3171)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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