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ItsMeDiegoG

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Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77526) - you deserved it (10532)

On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46037) - you deserved it (2322)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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