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  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ItsJustMe1616 : Music is the only thing that gets me through my day. I'm really big into psychology and human behavior as well as mental ailments/disorders. My goal is to use music to help aid in the correction and help of those ailments and disorders as opposed to medication. If you message me I will elaborate better on it :)
Of Mice & Men, Jamie's Elsewhere, Crown The Empire, Issues, and Asking Alexandria and my top 5 current favorite bands.
Immortal Technique, Method Man, Nas, Bun B, Hieroglyphics, Heltah Skelta, Joey Bada$$, Common, Mos Def, Eminem, Mad Child of Swollen Members, and basically all of Rhymesayers Entertainment take the top slots of favorite hip hop artists (in no order). And yes I said hip hop, not rap. There is a difference and I cannot stand rap. I write my own lyrics as well and would love to share them with whomever asks :)
Other than that I love the outdoors, hockey (Colorado Avalanche), and cooking (Italian food).

Message me if you'd like!

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ItsJustMe1616's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - love - by whatjusthappened - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML


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On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML


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On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I watched a Youtube video about artists who ripped off other artist's songs. All of the bands that were accused of stealing were all bands that I really enjoy. FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 12:12am - misc - by dillon (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


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On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


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On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML


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On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML


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On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

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