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ItsJustMe1616

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ItsJustMe1616

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  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ItsJustMe1616 : Music is the only thing that gets me through my day. I'm really big into psychology and human behavior as well as mental ailments/disorders. My goal is to use music to help aid in the correction and help of those ailments and disorders as opposed to medication. If you message me I will elaborate better on it :)
Of Mice & Men, Jamie's Elsewhere, Crown The Empire, Issues, and Asking Alexandria and my top 5 current favorite bands.
Immortal Technique, Method Man, Nas, Bun B, Hieroglyphics, Heltah Skelta, Joey Bada$$, Common, Mos Def, Eminem, Mad Child of Swollen Members, and basically all of Rhymesayers Entertainment take the top slots of favorite hip hop artists (in no order). And yes I said hip hop, not rap. There is a difference and I cannot stand rap. I write my own lyrics as well and would love to share them with whomever asks :)
Other than that I love the outdoors, hockey (Colorado Avalanche), and cooking (Italian food).

Message me if you'd like!

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ItsJustMe1616's favorite FMLs

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

#21240451
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (3138)

On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

#21238932
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41703) - you deserved it (6827)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

#21238842
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36925) - you deserved it (4715)

On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

#21238375
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39741) - you deserved it (4031)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

#21238336
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16644) - you deserved it (32104)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML

#21237829
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (3081)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35631) - you deserved it (5779)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML

#21235982
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37083) - you deserved it (8801)

On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's been 10 days since my family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try their culinary specialties but my dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

#21235566
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41475) - you deserved it (3347)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

#21234756
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (2992)

On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

#21230823
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39093) - you deserved it (3228)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

#21230044
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42924) - you deserved it (6743)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by donutsex (woman) - United States (Texas)



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