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About ItsBellaBitch : I'm not perfect, but no one is, and I'm pretty damn close. (:
I'm a middle-class American teenager... let the labels begin. ^^ Brown hair, blue eyes, really short... that's about it.
Let's see... I'm in the orchestra and drama club, I write, sing, act, dance, and compose music. I'm a total geek (I love Harry Potter and Star Wars and other such things) but, as our sociology class determined, I'm in the most popular geek group in the school. (; I'm long past caring what people think of me. And most people love me anyway. xD JK.
Wanna know more? (er, not personal info, but... yeah.) Message me. I can be a bitch, but I can also be your best friend. :P
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Friday 22 May 2015