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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1995 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ItsBellaBitch : I'm not perfect, but no one is, and I'm pretty damn close. (:
I'm a middle-class American teenager... let the labels begin. ^^ Brown hair, blue eyes, really short... that's about it.
Let's see... I'm in the orchestra and drama club, I write, sing, act, dance, and compose music. I'm a total geek (I love Harry Potter and Star Wars and other such things) but, as our sociology class determined, I'm in the most popular geek group in the school. (; I'm long past caring what people think of me. And most people love me anyway. xD JK.

Wanna know more? (er, not personal info, but... yeah.) Message me. I can be a bitch, but I can also be your best friend. :P

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML


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On 12/29/2010 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)

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