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ItsAnanya

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ItsAnanya
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2487
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About ItsAnanya : Hey.

My name is Ananya, don't bother trying to pronounce it. 99.9% fail.

I'm married to my guitar but have an inappropriate relationship with my PS3.

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Liked!<b>Suchawtie1</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 2:41pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 11:07pm

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ItsAnanya's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

#20608123
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41611) - you deserved it (3428)

On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
121 comments

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17492) - you deserved it (42750)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15121) - you deserved it (51622)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (6161)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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