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ItsAnanya

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ItsAnanyaItsAnanya
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2902
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About ItsAnanya : Ananya (Adj.) [an-onion]/[uh-none-ya]/[a-narnia?]
Unique and Abstract, Origin of everything pure.

Singer-Songwriter (YouTube - Augustrose11)
Biology Nerd
Physics of Sound
Medicinal Chemistry
Casual Gamer ( PC + Console )
Spiritual
Must love dogs
Multilingual (English is my 3rd Language)
Asian Food
Piercings


Made in India.

Feel free to message me.

ItsAnanya's page activity

Visits<b>cookies61889</b> - 11 hours ago<b>dbpdp</b> - 22 hours ago<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:56pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:35pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:59am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 3:11am<b>imerichello</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:23am<b>python199</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:16am<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:42am<b>hun3y206</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 4:00am<b>moiqbal</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:40pm<b>futureot1</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:23am<b>blazeitrabbit</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:02pm<b>the_special_dawg</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:51am<b>dasvdub</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:18am<b>sanchitgoyal</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:34pm<b>ideas</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:54pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:15am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:36pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:12am<b>imerichello</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 6:24am<b>futureot1</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:23pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:15pm<b>j_seid</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:39am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:58am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:17am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:15am<b>captain_mal</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:59am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 1:35am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:45am<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:13pm<b>DaKrustyKrab</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:25pm<b>bhale0112</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:32pm<b>Cayren</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:48am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:09pm<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 12:19am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ItsAnanya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57305) - you deserved it (66227)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

#20681501
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60077) - you deserved it (4042)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

#20673360
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44691) - you deserved it (5996)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

#20608351
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51400) - you deserved it (4589)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

#20608123
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43709) - you deserved it (3610)

On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
121 comments

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17587) - you deserved it (42888)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (52864)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (6170)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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