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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2959
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About ItsAnanya : Ananya (Adj.) [an-onion]/[uh-none-ya]/[a-narnia?]
Unique and Abstract, Origin of everything pure.

Singer-Songwriter (YouTube - Augustrose11)
Biology Nerd
Physics of Sound
Medicinal Chemistry
Casual Gamer ( PC + Console )
Must love dogs
Multilingual (English is my 3rd Language)
Asian Food

Made in India.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ItsAnanya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (4231)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up at 6am and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37164) - you deserved it (17857)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:01am - animals - by Tea_baggins (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43998) - you deserved it (19103)

On 08/04/2013 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Anon - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44467) - you deserved it (32533) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML


I agree, your life sucks (100389) - you deserved it (11706)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home at 1am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61169) - you deserved it (3810)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47193) - you deserved it (4876)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23723) - you deserved it (48865)

On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (4621)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66100) - you deserved it (5300)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51426) - you deserved it (4324)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53378) - you deserved it (3815)

On 06/28/2013 at 11:51am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (44095)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45540) - you deserved it (7042)

On 06/12/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by mysea8679 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51704) - you deserved it (5164)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

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