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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About ItsAlyssaBabee : I go to this website to make me feel better about my day☺

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Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML


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