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ItsAUnicorn

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ItsAUnicorn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5980
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ItsAUnicorn : Don't judge me for my grammar, English isn't my native language...

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Visits<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:35am<b>Fnyrri</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Legend15</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 12:03am<b>ryfri</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 10:54am<b>darkstep</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 8:55pm<b>wonderbread756</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 4:47pm<b>martijn</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 1:13pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 10:47pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 10:02pm<b>mehibud</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 11:09pm<b>Legacy4226</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 10:41pm<b>Sia_Will</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 6:43am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 6:23am<b>DravensTheName</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 5:47pm<b>pigrain</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 1:51pm<b>RCSLASH</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 3:50pm<b>barfingcat21</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 6:45pm<b>stickpage13</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:55am

Fucked!<b>Fnyrri</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 10:59pm<b>ryfri</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 4:54pm<b>DravensTheName</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 11:47pm<b>RCSLASH</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 9:50pm<b>mehibud</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 7:12am<b>stickpage13</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 8:56am<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 11:35am<b>xWyattEarpx</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 4:44am<b>anxiousbear</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 12:06am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 5:22pm<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 12:54am<b>SirJKCaptain</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 4:27am<b>dom_g</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 2:45pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 7:54am<b>danzam98</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:20am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 11:02pm<b>bmckee196</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:27am<b>refticon</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:59am

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ItsAUnicorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

by rain1 / 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

by frozen solid / 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

by bad luck skier / 12/30/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

by Isitreallythatbad, / 12/22/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

by ANONYMOUS -_- / 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

by a.white / 12/11/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, marks my fifth day being an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Direction and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six months until I get out of here. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

by YouAssholes / 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

by Cat Ashes / 12/05/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

by Broke / 12/04/2013 at 3:27am / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

by MissDQ / 12/02/2013 at 8:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

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