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ItsAUnicorn

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ItsAUnicornItsAUnicorn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1892
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ItsAUnicorn : Don't judge me for my grammar, English isn't my native language...

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Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

#20906869
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51343) - you deserved it (7133)

On 10/04/2013 at 4:20am - misc - by f.a.t. (woman) - Australia

Today, my mom started getting ready for the Rapture. FML

#20906662
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33243) - you deserved it (2867)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

#20906604
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (4098)

On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. FML

#20904287
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43622) - you deserved it (3814)

On 10/02/2013 at 1:54am - love - by KamiyaHaine (woman) - Singapore

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

#20904281
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36040) - you deserved it (6046)

On 10/02/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by fed up/turned off - United States (California)

Today, I was cutting a client's hair, and she was complaining about how itchy her head was from having it too long. As I lay down my comb and shears, three lice bugs ran across my counter. FML

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

#20897339
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (2184)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by notnow - United States

Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML

#20897147
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33400) - you deserved it (5462)

On 09/26/2013 at 6:56pm - kids - by NoBikesForYou (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does. She met hers a few weeks ago. FML

#20896483
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42072) - you deserved it (3334)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

Today, my financial issues hit a new low when I had to borrow back some of the money I gave the guy who did my hair. FML

#20896461
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (4917)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:24am - money - by MrsCasillas (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43955) - you deserved it (4135)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

#20893446
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (2927)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

#20890943
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (9939)

On 09/22/2013 at 12:26am - work - by not_fakingit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17992) - you deserved it (88763)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)



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