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About Ithedeceiver : Ich zog von München Deutschland nach Großbritannien vor 4 Jahren, war in Brighton seitdem. Traf die Liebe meines Lebens hier. nicht viel zu wissen.
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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Wednesday 28 January 2015