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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 February 1994 (21 years)
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About Ithedeceiver : Ich zog von München Deutschland nach Großbritannien vor 4 Jahren, war in Brighton seitdem. Traf die Liebe meines Lebens hier. nicht viel zu wissen.

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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML


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On 03/22/2013 at 11:42am - health - by wowthanksworld - United States

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