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Italy43
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, United States
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37803) - you deserved it (6085)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38685) - you deserved it (2015)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:22pm - work - by KP (man) - United States (Texas)



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