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IshitCAKES
  • Town/Country : BFE, POtatO
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 June 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 4345
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About IshitCAKES : I like Forks and cats

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Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (197513) - you deserved it (38453)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)

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Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4021) - you deserved it (22367)

On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version



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