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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 June 1992 (22 years)
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About IshitCAKES : I like Forks and cats

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Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5909) - you deserved it (32446)

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