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Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by K Holed - United States (New York)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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