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Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by Rollymouth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 3:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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On 08/26/2010 at 6:09am - intimacy - by fmylife (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by nowhereman1990 (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

#12231290
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

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On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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205 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)



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