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Ironmayhem
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 296
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ironmayhem : •My name is Jose
•Anime
•Gaming
thats it...

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Liked!<b>origamidragon</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:03am<b>bekim</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 8:27am<b>Tiaxlnr</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:48pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 7:30am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Ironmayhem's favorite FMLs

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

#21186463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44366) - you deserved it (4071)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

#20408586
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36827) - you deserved it (8632)

On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35941) - you deserved it (5841)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (51349)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States



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