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Ironmayhem

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Ironmayhem
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ironmayhem : •My name is Jose
•Anime
•Gaming
thats it...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Ironmayhem's favorite FMLs

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

#21186463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (4071)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

#20408586
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (8628)

On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35902) - you deserved it (5837)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9269) - you deserved it (49586)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States



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