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Ironmayhem

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Ironmayhem

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Ironmayhem
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ironmayhem : •My name is Jose
•Anime
•Gaming
thats it...

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Visits<b>tyger_devlin</b> - yesterday at 4:38pm<b>Sarahch</b> - yesterday at 3:36pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - yesterday at 12:26pm<b>kissmeImawkward</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:07am<b>Katluv4566</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:19pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:31pm<b>NotGabe</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:39am<b>123765</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:42am<b>Periwinkle623</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:43am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:13am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 5:24pm<b>jinxy333</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 4:21am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:38am<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:36pm<b>igotds</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:55pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:50pm

Fucked!<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:46pm<b>Miss_Klutzie</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:03pm<b>ashleyyeah</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:26pm<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:28pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:16pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 3:45pm<b>Christine_Junmin</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:32pm<b>Cloco98</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:47am<b>Zacky_Chan</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:46am<b>EclipseCandy6</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:14am<b>origamidragon</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:03am<b>bekim</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 8:27am<b>Tiaxlnr</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 12:48pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 7:30am

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Ironmayhem's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26) - you deserved it (66)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (24)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML

#21186463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45934) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

#20408586
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36862) - you deserved it (8636)

On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35993) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (51403)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States



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