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About IrishGirl12 : My name is Claire. I'm a teenager (luckily not one of those stupid fashionistas who's in love with Harry Styles). I am very devoted to my studies, so I mostly stay off my phone during the week (in case you message me and I don't reply). I love to sing and listen to music. My favorite song is No Diggity by Blackstreet (not the Pitch Perfect version) and my two favorite movies are Les Miserables and Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, both musicals. And even though my music teacher has a disliking for me (supposedly because I sing more traditionally instead of sounding like Britney Spears) I've learned to overcome that and audition for a local choir, into which I was accepted. I live in America, and I'm primarily Irish-German (thus the username, 'IrishGirl12'). I love to write and to draw. Message me... If you dare!
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Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
Friday 22 May 2015