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by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
by Cooky / 03/14/2010 at 5:09am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Work
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
by hurt / 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 11:55am / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by blaze / 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by stoopidpoop / 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
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- Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to…