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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2698
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Invierno : Screw. Chomp. Brake. Ink.

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Invierno's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39740) - you deserved it (8318)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

#9104990
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38041) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

#9102089
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25206) - you deserved it (8842)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33746) - you deserved it (5950)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (2377)

On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7768) - you deserved it (26312)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24463) - you deserved it (2262)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

#8347033
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (1974)

On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

#7883509
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19371) - you deserved it (11303)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

#7739701
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27148) - you deserved it (2911)

On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version



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