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Invierno

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3810
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Invierno : Screw. Chomp. Brake. Ink.

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Invierno's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

#12926382
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35210) - you deserved it (3401)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (4712)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44654) - you deserved it (13208)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at a family dinner, my new husband compared deciding to marry me to buying a used car. Some of the similarites included looking under the hood and finding out how many previous owners there were. FML

#12655569
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (6978)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by carwife - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27005) - you deserved it (2768)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

#12595665
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32560) - you deserved it (16579)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

#12474079
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45691) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (12781)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (16741)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55965) - you deserved it (4028)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

#12100553
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (5249)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

#12059383
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (16502)

On 07/23/2010 at 3:39am - love - by V - United States

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35875) - you deserved it (15355)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41712) - you deserved it (3573)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41126) - you deserved it (8464)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)



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