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by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
by Mr. Sensitive Nips / 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 11:21am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm / Ireland / Love
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Love
by Taylor / 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
by Shropintz / 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm / United States / Love
Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML
by Josie / 02/21/2011 at 2:46am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…