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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2859
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Invierno : Screw. Chomp. Brake. Ink.

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Invierno's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

#16277359
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32366) - you deserved it (8919)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (4112)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55477) - you deserved it (12898)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (17440)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (56744)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17797) - you deserved it (40308)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33596) - you deserved it (16187)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (3927)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriends dog. After several trips around the block and plenty of strange looks I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

#16000939
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14838) - you deserved it (41413)

On 05/01/2011 at 4:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (7334)

On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

#15985772
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37270) - you deserved it (7227)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65428) - you deserved it (7374)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66771) - you deserved it (14049)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (7934)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34398) - you deserved it (13149)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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