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by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
by xBubbles38 / 07/18/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Kids
by Cinnamon / 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
by lamortdeshommes / 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
by mavstrr1764847 / 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids
by btswc / 05/21/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
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- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I…